tourniquet:

“Asking the hard-hitting questions, huh? I think…I’d love to be in charge of a bachelorette party. Maybe a St. Patrick’s day celebration. My two favourite things - women enjoying themselves and tons of alcohol. I’d want it to be pretty fucking big. What about you?”

_{“Hard-hitting questions always seem to strike up the most interesting conversations. God, that does sound amazing. Please, if you ever have a party like that, invite me. I’ll bring a fuck-ton of whiskey. Uh, I’d throw a Halloween party. That’s probably really cliche, but have a thing for sexy devils and hot bunny rabbits. What about… a Christmas party. I imagine you’d have a ton of alcohol for that, yeah?”}