thedreaaamteam:

_{“Samantha! You can look a tad more excited, can’t you? I’m helping run one of the big fundraisers in the school this year - I did book a cotton candy machine, actually. And I don’t see why you can’t bake a few treats in the kitchens! That would be lovely and very helpful.”}

_{.”But, dad doesn’t let me touch the oven - or any kitchen appliances - for more than three seconds! He says that he ‘doesn’t want me to burn myself like last time’, even though last time was an accident. Clearly an accident! Two more questions: is it pink cotton candy, and can you convince Sir Kitchen-Ruler to allow me access to the oven? You’re my only hope in surviving anything.”}